so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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