Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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