Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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