No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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