Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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