I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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