But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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