Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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