plz talk dirty to me
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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