yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
