I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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