i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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