last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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