That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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