i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Boobs speak an international language.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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