I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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