wanna go halves on a baby?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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