You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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