I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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