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so when am I gonna get some from you?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

when you dick grows 3 inches

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(941): View more from Florida

I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity

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(913): View more from Kansas

The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.

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(941): View more from Florida

how did the keg end up in the top bunk?

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."

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