There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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