dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
