ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Randomize
