I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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