idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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