So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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