UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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