I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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