nut hugger
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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