Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I want to have your abortion
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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