Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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