we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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