youre lurking in front of me
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
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