Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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