i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
