She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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