so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
how does that bad decision feel?
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