Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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