of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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