If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We are all done wearing pants today
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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