Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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