I need help removing her.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
