u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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