No, you can still breathe under the balls.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
