but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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