Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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