how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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