For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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