Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
