You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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