I can tuck mytits in my pants
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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