So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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